BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
how to get gays’ attention
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
Lyrics à la Michael Clifford
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
Anonymous said: advice on dealing with stress?
O wow!!!!! Stress is something I am dealing with 24/7 !!!! So it is a mystery I am still trying to figure out as well !! It seems like stress is more of a self creation than anything else maybe. Of course nobody WANTS to be stressed but we also in a way, determine whether or not it exists. Unfortunately there are certain things that u have to do in life that are bad & not fun. However there are also things that u dont need to do & are probably a waste of brain space. Try yr best to elimate those from ur life. Use your thought and energy only on goals that you care about the most. Focus on one project at a time, if you can. I get very scatterbrained and end up trying to do so many different things at once that it results in nothing getting done!!! Make lists. Lists r super crucial. Use ur cell phone less and the internet less. Only the bare amount that u need it for and emergencies. Casually communicate with friends thru letters instead. I MEAN POST OFFICE PAPER MAIL LETTERS. They r more special, thoughtful, and also u dont have to always worry abt immediately getting back to ppl. Take deep breaths. Go outside!!! Meditate!!! Jump around!! Take short breaks to do things that wont require heavy thinking or any thinking at all. Get an inflatable raft and drift around in some water. Whatever seems nice 2 u. The world is not crushing you or moving faster than normal. Genuinely I think hot weather & constant sun is more stressful. Once it gets cold & gloomy things will be nicer. AT LEAST FOR ME. Always keep something to look forward to. Dont dwell on what u could have done better and trust ur gut more. Perfectionism can end up being hurtful if you take it too far. Often a small detail in something can be nervewracking, but generally ur first instinct is the best choice.Take more time to enjoy yourself & just visualize stress as a piece of paper blowing away in the breeze and into a distant tundra or desert. Message me once every 3 months and I will try to update u on my progress of figuring this out if u want. Maybe then my advice will be more useful or you will be incredibly chill & a genius. Seriously tho. Always down to get better with others!!!! Regards best wishes xx